[转帖]需要这样一个斑竹

旧王孙 · 发表于 2003-11-14 22:55:58

版主是听诊器，能发现会员心理上存在的症结，随时予以解决
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版主是一架天平，要时刻记得自己必须公正公平
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版主是一个鸟巢，是一个孵化好文章培养新会员的小巢
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版主是一卷旧胶片，记下了每个版面太多的感人故事
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版主是一支按铃，紧急的时候要随叫随到
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版主是一支靶子，永远是某些人攻击的对象
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版主是一支揣子，版面垃圾堵塞的时候要及时疏通
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版主是一支水壶，版面水量不足的时候要随时补充水分
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版主是一支永不停止的钟，你在论坛的时时刻刻，都能看到他们的身影
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版主是论坛的一笔财富，没有版主就没有论坛
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